My essay “Distant Disasters” has been included in Best of Trop, Volume One: Watching the Cash Roll in Since 2012. Purchase your copy now! If you don’t have the cash to spare, there’s a digital version online that shouldn’t be too difficult to find.
…the United States maintains 5,113 nuclear warheads, down from a peak of 31,255 in 1967.
…we disseminated the information quickly, via all appropriate emergency channels.
…you should probably shave today.
…he didn’t tell his mother about backing into her Acura.
…I went ahead and had another beer.
…they kicked the can down the road.
…I removed the kitten from the microwave.